Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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