- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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