- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I killed someone today. :D

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