- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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