- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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