- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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