AIDS

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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my whole life!

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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