What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Knock knock Come in

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Dylan is a person

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

No, Trinidad.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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