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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

my name is Jacob sartorious

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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