Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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lol a man is drowning

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Patriarchy.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Anti Joke

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