- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Tell you something funny.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock Who's there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot

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