- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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