Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Test

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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