Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Once upon a cross

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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colby doesnt shave

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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