a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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donald................duck for president

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Anti Joke

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