Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Anti Joke

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