- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

your mother hates you

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

I pooped my pants

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Knock, Knock Come in

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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