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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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