whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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