- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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