I pooped my pants

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Keep up the fun Nero!

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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