- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Land Rovers

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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