- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

I'm off to my tank guys!

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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