- Anti Joke

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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