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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

I can't see my forehead

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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