What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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K.

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i'm funny

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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vaginas

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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