Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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The Pope

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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GONNA

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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