whats a dick a dick

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

THE GAME

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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