What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Womens Rights.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Once upon a cross

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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