- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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