whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

im not as random as you think I- Potato

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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