- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Women.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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i like turtals and kids

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.