- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is a chair?

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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