What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Kathy Griffin.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why? Whats wrong?

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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