What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Twenty-Four

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Cleveland winning something

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Hello

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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