Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Well educated black man.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Black History Month

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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