People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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