- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Guess what.. chicken butt

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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