- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Is this where I type the joke?

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

Strawberries!

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

why do you care?

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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