once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Come In!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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