the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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