Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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lol

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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