Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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