What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Grandma walked into the kitchen...

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Hello penis

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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