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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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