why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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lol

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Hi

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Hello penis

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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