Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Fags are gay.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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It’s dead.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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