What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Get in the car.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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