What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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