Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Jews...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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