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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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You copy and paster!

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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