What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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