What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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obamas trench

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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