What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Apple.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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