i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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